The Namitha.......full-bodied flavor with a hint of pout and arrogance.
The Aishwarya......Dry and vapid. A white wine that offers no flavor.
The Tiger Woods........a classic two-flavor wine that clubs the classy with the trashy.
The Brad Pitt...........a wonderful, gentle accompaniment to the naturally stronger flavors of the Angelina Jolie.
The Barack Obama........a lovely supple texture if you are in need of change (literally and figuratively).
The Amitabh Bachchan..........a strong and tempestuous blend of narcissism and senility.
The Juhi Chawla.....a champagne that simply refuses to stop bubbling almost to the extent of nausea.
The Vijayakanth.........son of the soil flavor only sold in extra large barrels.
The Sarah Palin..........an exceptionally flaky flavor given to bursts of dimwittedness. A classic blond that is disguised in a brunette bottle.
The WikiLeaks.........a strong red wine with a propensity for file sharing.
The Karunanidhi..........a dry, raspy wine sold exclusively in dark bottles, also known as "coolers". Is the well aged patriarch of the MooKaa family of wines like the Stalin, the Muthu, the Kanimozhi, etc.
The Robert Downey Jr...........a strong masculine blend simply aged to perfection.
The Aishwarya......Dry and vapid. A white wine that offers no flavor.
The Tiger Woods........a classic two-flavor wine that clubs the classy with the trashy.
The Brad Pitt...........a wonderful, gentle accompaniment to the naturally stronger flavors of the Angelina Jolie.
The Barack Obama........a lovely supple texture if you are in need of change (literally and figuratively).
The Amitabh Bachchan..........a strong and tempestuous blend of narcissism and senility.
The Juhi Chawla.....a champagne that simply refuses to stop bubbling almost to the extent of nausea.
The Vijayakanth.........son of the soil flavor only sold in extra large barrels.
The Sarah Palin..........an exceptionally flaky flavor given to bursts of dimwittedness. A classic blond that is disguised in a brunette bottle.
The WikiLeaks.........a strong red wine with a propensity for file sharing.
The Karunanidhi..........a dry, raspy wine sold exclusively in dark bottles, also known as "coolers". Is the well aged patriarch of the MooKaa family of wines like the Stalin, the Muthu, the Kanimozhi, etc.
The Robert Downey Jr...........a strong masculine blend simply aged to perfection.
Well we see you are such a wine connoisseur !!! Keep tasting sister
ReplyDeleteGisele,
ReplyDeleteIf u know me you know which wine bottle I would like to be:-)))
Wink!! Wink!!
You and me both RC....wink! wink! wink!
ReplyDeleteVery nice. Not surprising there about RDJ. He has to be perfect! Would like to know what you think of for Katrina Kaif?
ReplyDeleteThe Katkaif................started out bold and fiesty in a curvaceous bottle, but recently watered down by the many rain-dance sequences
ReplyDelete@Vjya....don't have to be a taster to be intrigued by the flowery language that is typically on a wine list. I have always found such passionate poetry directed at grape juice quite amusing! :-D
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